Woohoo!! Finally I've finished my exams!! Now I have two months holidays~ hip hip hooraa!
Today I went shopping with Tww after we finished our Acc exam... I bought a lots of stuffs but the funniest thing is that those are not my stuffs...I bought for my family. However I can't wait to go back my home... missed my family a lot!!
Oh yea... today I've been packing my room too because going to move out soon... and I never realise how tiring is it to just pack a very and I really mean VERY small room... now I'm hungry but dunno where to eat since I can't find anyone to accompany me... I'll see how...
Anyways I found something interesting in my email so I've decided to post here and let people laugh ^^ ....but it's in chinese...
> 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別> > >> > >> > >
有一天﹐兒子問爸爸: 爸爸, 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別是甚麼意思﹖
爸爸﹕要解釋很難﹐不如讓我來示範。
首先﹐爸爸拿了一本電話簿﹐隨機選出一個人。
然後打電話給那個人。順便把電話調到擴音器模式。
VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖
爸爸﹕HELLO﹐ 請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕你打錯電話啦!
爸﹕你不要騙我啦!
VICTIM﹕我騙你幹嘛﹗神經病﹗ (蓋了電話)
爸﹕哪﹐兒子﹐這個就是 '不爽'。現在來看甚麼是生氣。(兒子點頭)
(過了5分鐘﹐爸爸再打一次電話給那個人)
VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖
爸﹕請問ABDULLAH BADAWI有在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕怎麼又是你﹖都跟你講了你打錯電話了﹗
爸﹕我沒打錯電話啊﹗
VICTIM﹕你這個神經病﹐你到底是誰﹖
爸﹕我是誰你還不懂﹖我是NAJIB啦﹗
VICTIM﹕%^&*$#@﹗你是NAJIB我還ANWAR咧﹗白痴﹗(大力蓋電話)
爸﹕哪﹐兒子。這個就是'生氣'。懂了嗎﹖
兒子﹕喔我懂了﹗
爸﹕現在來看下甚麼是抓狂﹗(又打電話給那個可憐的人)
那個人一拿起電話就咆哮了﹗
VICTIM﹕你這個吃飽沒事做的神經病﹗整天打電話來干擾我﹐要不是我的電話沒有CALLER ID
我早就報警了你這個變態佬。。。。
爸﹕(刻意壓低聲音)ERM。。。。請問林先生在嗎。。。。﹖
VICTIM﹕啊﹗很對不起﹗剛剛有個變態一直打電話來。。。
爸﹕喔﹐沒關係﹐請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕> > > ##$W$#^^%$E$%^$&^%R%^$^&%^$^%$﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗> > >> > > 這一次﹐爸
爸蓋上了電話。
爸﹕你現在知道分別了吧﹗等下你媽媽要回來了﹐我們可以吃晚餐了!
兒子﹕可是爸爸﹐你還沒有講解甚麼是哭笑不得﹖
爸﹕喔﹐那個要等到晚上12點啦﹗
(晚上12點﹐爸爸搖醒兒子﹐然後又打電話給那個人)
VICTIM﹕HELLO。。。。。﹖(睡到一半被吵醒)
爸﹕我是ABDULLAH BADAWI﹐有誰打電話找我啊﹖
VICTIM﹕。。。。。。。。。。。。
爸爸好厲害啊﹗
Hmm... I'm so tired now... can't think of anything to write... so I shall stop right here.
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